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Lamby's Lair

Created on 2005-03-02 05:58:23 (#6313739), last updated 2009-07-09

4,975 comments received, 5,595 comments posted

252 Journal Entries, 101 Tags, 39 Memories, <10 ScrapBook Files, 2 Virtual Gifts, 47 Userpics

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Name:lambchop33
Birthdate:1970-01-17
Bio
Hello and welcome to my little pervy corner of the world. I started LJ just to have a place to store my smut, and now that I have several fics piling up in here, I thought I should at least make an effort to organize things. Below are links to the series of fics I'm working on, since I tend to enter them into the journal willy nilly.

And just for the record, everything I write has absolutely nothing to do with anything in the real world. I play with characters in fantasy land-- what their real likenesses do in their own lives, or do not do, is entirely their business, not mine. Unfortunately. *cries softly*

Did I mention Legolas is hot?

Now then...

WARNING! ALL NC-17! ALL SLASHY! IF YOU'RE NOT INTO THAT, THEN DON'T BOTHER ENTERING!



One shots: PWP BanaBloomUrban The Red Lollipop of Doom

PWP BanaBloom

The Hunt For Pirate Hoot

Series:

Current Addiction: Todd/Hoot *WIP* (yeah, I know they both have less hair in BHD, but that's how they look when this story takes place *slurp*)
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Everything Happens For A Reason
Everything Happens For A Reason Part 2
Part 3: Burning the Midnight Oil
Part 4: Runner's High
Part 5: Control
Part 6: Hoot's Revenge
Part 7: Phases
Part 8: Forgiveness
Part 9: Luck
Part 10: Closer
Part 11: Not That Big Pink Thing!
Part 12: Diversions
Part 13: Who said variety was the spice of life?
Part 14: Am I Going Somewhere?
Part 15: Happy Anniversary!

BanaBloom...Eric is a dentist with an intriguing patient *Completed Story*
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Part II
Part III
Part IV
Part V
Part VI



My out of control obsession with World Cup Football produced this...I'll bet you've never heard of the footie team Orlando plays for, or the World Cup tradition they have.(completed story)

FIFA Part 1
FIFA Part 2
FIFA Part 3



My expanding ManBar...AU OrliBean, BanaBloom, and the unusual pairing of Hugh/Karl. All play in an orchestra I'd love to shag listen to. *WIP*

Duet, Chapter One
Duet, Chapter Two
Duet, Chapter 3
Duet, Chapter 4



Oh, the brothers... what more needs to be said? PWP
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Seduction
Rivulets



My favorite Elf and HorseLord. PWP's


Awakenings Part 1, Part 2: Tentmates, Part 3: Stroking The Fletching



My Sad Attempt At Humor *WIP*... only implied slashiness *grins*
Lord of the Perv


Fellowship of the Booty: Scene 1, Scene 2, Scene 3, Scene 4, Scene 5, Scene 6, Scene 7, Scene 8, Scene 9

The Two Booties: Scene 1, Scene 2, Scene 3

slashy animations
Animations I've made to amuse myself or my friends. They are rated R for language and sexual situations, but are not graphic visually...now, if I had an editing program that magically could erase their clothes... *wink* I am leaving them public because I like to share the joy, but please do not hot-link or re-post without permission.


The Golden Hall
Hoot and Todd in the chow line
Paris and Hector sail home
On the Plains of Rohan
Hoot and Todd in a chopper
Legolas and Eomer's Sex Date
Hector On His Way to Fight Achilles
Hoot's Interesting Day
Legolas & Eomer: Celebratory Kiss
Christmas at Edoras
Hector and his Mobile
Troy - DC (complete with text translations)
Top Ten Slashy Changes to the Script of Troy
The Road to Minas Tirith is Long
Legolas & Eomer Sing "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
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A place I love:

*Leggy/Orlando piccies from *

Credits:

Most if not all of my Eric pics come from [info]blacklabtx, and most if not all of my Orlando pics come from [info]nazz88. All credit to their fabulousness, Naz and Mona, for cleaning text and other such nasty stuff from The Pretties.

Also, since I would suck at making icon textures, pretty much all of mine are made by the wonderful [info]_aznglitter from [info]kiyomizu_icons


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